*MU KYAKYATA***

Wani saurayine yaje
xance, sai
budurwarsa ta nemi
ya bata labari, sai
yace to. amma labarin part 1, 2, 3,
da 4, sai tace ya
bata, saurayin ya
fara kamar haka
part 1: Wani mijine
da matarsa, suna cikin tafiya a mota,
can sai sukaxo
mararrabar hanya,
sai yacewa matar
wace hanya xamu
bi ? matar tace a'a dai maigida mubi
hanyar da ta bi
dama, aikuwa sai ya
kwashe ta da mari
yace nina ke tuka
motar ko kuwa ke? hanyar hagu xa
mubi, sai budurwar
ta saka dariya tace
amma wannan miji
akwai mugu,
saurayi yace saura part 2: suka bi
hanya suna tafiya
suka iso gun masu
saida kifi, maigida
ya siya musu,
matar tace maigida mai xa'ai dashi, yace
dapawa xakiyi,
aikuwa matar ta
xabgeshi da mari,
tace kaike girkin ko
ni?? Soyawa xanyi, Budurwar ta
kyalkyale da dariya,
tace amma ta
burgeni kaga sunyi
duro, saurayi yace
saura part 4, sai budurwar tace a'a
part 3 dai, saurayi
ya kwasheta da
mari, yace ni nake
bada labarin ko
ke...!! Toh wai idan kaine/
kece budurwar,
mexaki yiwa wannan
saurayin??

😂😂MUSHA DARIYA😂😂

Wani Professor ne ya dawo Daga Aiki Sai ya iske Dandazon Mutane A
Kusa Da Kofar Gidanshi, Sai Ya wuce ba tare da ya tsaya ya tambayi meke faruwa ba, Yana Shiga Gida Sai ya dauko Jarida ya zauna akan Kujera ya fara Karantawa.
Zuwa Chan Sai Matarshi razo, tace "Kaga Taron wasu Mutane A Kofar Gida?"
Sai yace "Eh"
Sai tace "Wlh Gulmarka
Suke tayi, Sai yace "Wannan Kuma
SU YA-SHAFA"
Sai tace "Wai harma xewa sukeyi an yiwa wata Yarinya Ciki a Jami'ar da Kake Koyarwa"
Sai Yace "Wannan kuma Ita JAMI'AR YA SHAFA"
Sai Tace Kuma "Wai Sunce Kaine ma kayi
Mata Cikin"
Sai Yace "Wannan Kuma
NI-YA SHAFA"
Sai Tace "Kutumelesi! Toh Wlh Gidanmu zan Tafi"
Sai Yace "Wannan Kuma KE-YA SHAFA"😃

Duk Wanda Ya Karanta shima SHI YA SHafa..

ANGO MAI FITSARIN KWANCE

wani ne yayi aure yana fitsarin kwance, ya kwanta bacci sai yayi fitsari ya rasa yadda zaiyi kawai sai ya tada matar yace mata " idan kece kikayi mafarkin kura😈👿 da zaki😸😺da damisa😾😾su biyoki ya zakiy?sai matar tace"😳😳tabdijam ai sai nayi zawo, sai angon yace ashe ni jarumine fitsari kawai nayi😅😀😀

MUSHA DARIYA!!! Wata yarinya ce taga hoton babanta lokacin ana samartaka an ci tabarau, ga uban gashi da matsattsiyar riga, wandon nan fantalo; kawai sai mamanta taji ta tana dariya. Sai uwar ta tambayeta "menene ya ke saki dariya haka?" Yarinya kuwa ta ce "Hoton baba na gani lokacin yana dan iska"!!!

Wata yarinya ce taga hoton babanta lokacin ana samartaka an ci tabarau, ga uban gashi da matsattsiyar riga, wandon nan fantalo; kawai sai mamanta taji ta tana dariya. Sai uwar ta tambayeta "menene ya ke saki dariya haka?"
Yarinya kuwa ta ce "Hoton baba na gani lokacin yana dan iska"!!!

Asha dariya

🚶Wani yarone 🙎babarsa ta aikeshi, shago da naira ashirin goma goma guda biyu💶,suga na goma ganyenshayi na goma,da yaran yaje shagon sai yasamu waje yazauna yana kuka, sai aka tambayeshi lafiya yake kuka ko kudinne suka fadi, sai yaron yace a'a mantawa yayi wacce gomace ta suga waccece ta ganyenshayi 

KARYA FURE TAKE.

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 wani abokin ango ne aka gayyace shi daurin auren abokin sa bai jeba washegari sai suka hadu da angon suka gaisa sai yace kai amma daurin auren yayi mutane ina ta miko maka hannu baka ganiba sai yace ai an daga sai wani satin 

ANGO DA AMARYA:......

 Wani Ango ne yakai karar Amaryaa police station sai aka turasu gaban DPO dazuwan su sai DPO yazubawa amarya ido kuru kuru DPO yace waye mai laifin ne sai aka nuna amarya yakalle ta takalleshi yace kai wannan batada laifi kokadan ace DPO yaga mai kyekkewagata fara tasha lalle sai DPO yace bazai saurari karar yauba sai gobe asata a sel da dare yayi sai DPO ya dauketa yaje ya kwana da ita da asubah yamedata sel da safe sai ga mijinta yazo sai DPO yace kaikuma mace kamar wannan laifinme tayi har kawota wurin police sai yace yawo takeyi harta debo HIV tasakamin.